"Why I'm not on Earth" It all began a year ago.  I was tempted by the "cool new people" on MySpace.com (friggin' thanks to Tom for doing that bit of whoring.)   There was this uber-hottie, ATomic Adonis, just gazing at me -- it was as if he had eyes only for me. So, I added him to my friend's list and we connected immediately.  We emailed, im'd, sent pics back and forth, wrote beautiful poetry and got each other off with cybersex.  Let me tell you, ATomic doesn't leave much to the imagination...even if you're just licking your computer screen. We were clickin' on so many levels.  We both have a deep love for outerspace and robots.  It was greaterrific!  But, I didn't think it was ever going to amount to anything...I mean who really does on MySpace?  Chalk one up to being naive. Any whoo, we'd been conversing daily for about two months, when he drops the supernova, "I have a passport to another planet, will you join me?"  (OKAY, wait, here goes number two for the book of naivete.)  I type back, "Take me with you, ATomic -- I'm all yours." Never underestimate Maleovians when they're on the hunt for a new female species to slake their lust (and infuse a new genetic code into their populace.) That night, I'm dead asleep with my persian cat, Cynister Kitty, also asleep on my head.  I remember being woken by this bright, bluish-white light and a feeling of heavy gravity crushing my body.   One, two, three...we were there no more.  The light rushed around CK's and my body. As quick as a blink, CK and I smack down on a smooth, flat surface.  I really couldn't see anything.  The light was blinding.  A technicolor world like Earth, but most everything was neon (oh god, the stuff my dad wore in t he 80's).  A hand reached out and pulled me to my feet.   It was my cyber-god, ATomic Adonis, in the flesh. We kissed like we were starved, freakin' sexfiends.  Just as ATomic and I were melting together, a shrill voice interrupted us.  "Well, that sucked!"  "Look at my beautiful fur!  It will take a week of lickign to restore its glory." WTF?!!  Cynister Kitty was talking.  But that was only the start of my troubles...or adventures.  Now, I'm just trying to get back home...to Earth!                                                        taken from Earthgirl's first blog on                                                        MySpace - Jan 2006

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